largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door



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avawatson:

I saved the best for last? Benedict’s Jar Jar Binks impression. You are so welcome, internet. [x]



kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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meatloves:

the cucumber saga





tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”





sublimesublemon:

the-brandon-moskun:

mufasamonsta:

mapsontheweb:

Map(of)Porn: most searched term on porn sites

i see you kentucky

more like gayfucky

this made me laugh more then it should have 

there are so many things about this that are hilarious



vinegod:

He Hates TFIOS lmao by ScottySire







sexyboy1998:

Marc Jacobs walking his dog in a Prada coat and adidas sweatpants 



mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should



thugmissus:

READ TO FILTH



harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum


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